Psssst! Hey you? Yes, you . . . you have something to get off your chest, don’t you? I know … I’d recognize that glassy-eyed look anywhere. All the other signs are there, too: the quivering bottom lip, the uncontrollable eye winking, the way you burst into tears and/or laughter for no particular reason – you’re either smack dab in the middle of midlife or you’ve been through it and lived to tell the tale.

You, my friend, have wisdom. In fact, you’re loaded with it. Why not impart some of those sage words to an adoring public?

Midlife-A-Go-Go wants to hear from you (yeah, I’m still talking to you; don’t look so surprised).

Have your say in Midlife-A-Go-Go‘s “The Good, The Bad and The Ugly: The Best and Worst of Midlife” featuring any- and everything you love(d) or hate(d) about midlife. Can’t stand the way your hair falls out in huge, monstrous clumps? Tell me about it. Love love love that you’ve acquired all of this really great freakin’ knowledge in life and now you finally get to use it? C’mon, I wanna hear all about it. Ladies and gentlemen, on’t be shy…

What’s the catch? Well, ideally you’re either in midlife right this very minute OR that ship has sailed for you but you still have your gripes or praise about it. Second, your rantings should be 300 words or less (yes, I’ve uppped the ante). When posted, your blurb will contain your first name and, if applicable, your website. If you want to remain anonymous, that’s okay, too. Third, you can submit as many bellyaches or slaps on the back to midlife as you want—as long as each one is @300 words or less (I thought I would repeat that in case your memory sucks). And fourth, have fun with it!

Fill out the form below and send in your submission today. Come on . . . you know you want to.